Broken Headphones ;D

I'm Allie and I like trains.
And John Barrowman. He makes me wish I were a gay male. Other than that I'm seventeen. I'm also as swift as a coursing river, I have the force of a great typhoon, the strength of a raging fire, and I am as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

(By the way, if I happen to know you in real life, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG UNLESS YOU.... YOU.... Ah fuck it's not like I have a social life anyway so who would look at it? xD)
Click me! I LIKE it ;D

weenlebowski:

Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato

(via nevertrustaduck)

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

(via issybird)

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via issybird)

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

(via nevertrustaduck)

rainbowlovesher:

zanybear:

eyeswideshuut:

despicable-me-:

NEVER NOT REBLOG

SHUT IT DOWN

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.

I LOVE THIS VIDEO FOREVER, ALWAYS REBLOG.

omg

I have the same blanket as the dude on the top bunk… And name…

HAHAHAHA.

Ben, I feel as though you would be the one on the bottom bunk- you know, hitting people with the pillow….

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYING.At 1:38.. when he’s kicking the top bunk; my roommate used to do that to me randomly. It’s highly annoying.  

 This is great. :’D

I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO FROM SO LONG AGO.

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VINNY

SHUT THE FUCK UP

-every night and day…

SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY.

JOHN AND DAVEIT IS SO THEM 

asdfghfd lmfao

When I say weak ass, you say BITCH.

WEAK ASS…. bitch

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

WHEN I SAY WEAK ASS, YOU SAY BITCH! WEAKASS….BITTCCHHH!!

HAHAHAHA xD OH GOD!! xD

(via issybird)

oh my GOD i want dairy queen so bad

… my girldfriend works there…

she gets free food after work….

… *dives for cellphone*

(via definition-of-forgettable)

(via issybird)

janto-x-kurtcoblaine:

Feel free to add on your own :) (Especially the Stopwatch scene, beginning of Small Worlds and the end of S2 Finale)

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Legend of Korra

“The marvelous manmeat spewed love juice straight into Asami’s sore poop cavern and filled her with its delights. Asami signed with pleasure as Korra pulled her pulsing fishing pole out of the anus.”